Renee the Exercise Disciplinarian

Jul 28 2008

Ok people, get ready for Renee B. to be joining our forces. She’s a size 4, fabulous, bitchy and just our flavor. She’s notified me that the fitness section here on Spa-View is lacking (did I mention I’m battlerocking these last 15 lbs to goal weight by making excuses to not work out?) Anyyyyway, welcome Renee - let’s rock it! I’m gonna go do a set of crunches now, in your honor and to the betterment of my soon to be liposuctioned waist.

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Dr. 9021Blowed Beverly Hills Pot Doc!

Apr 4 2008

I love LA! Reality show and international plastic surgeon to the nelson ratings imposter Dr. Ray is handing out rx weed cards. Now you can book a lipo appointment after indulging in marijuana induced munchi binges at a one stop shop…puff puff pass homie! (news clipping in the ventura county star edition)

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Britney, LipoDissolve & Perez sitting in a tree…

Nov 14 2007

Perez posted a blog on his site saying that Britney went alllll the way to Las Vegas to get some LipoDissolve done -

This is not the first time Brit Brit has visited the LipoDissolve Center. She was caught there in April for PCDC treatments - injections of a soybean derivative into the body’s fatty areas. The procedure is said to dissolve fat cells in a matter of weeks.”

source: PerezHilton.com

I wonder if she read the reviews at RealSelf.com? With a 59% of the reviewers saying it doesn’t work and is super expensive, why not go the MesoTherapy route? It works and is way way cheaper and not as painful. I dunno… just an opinion.

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I called Jenny!

Oct 30 2007

We all need a bit of help getting the extra pounds off after 30 (and if you don’t, then f* off) and after tons of various diets that did work but tired me out after a few months and only loosing under 20 lbs, I decided to try Jenny Craig last month on a whim. I am SO excited to report that I have officially lost 16 lbs in exactly 1 month! My counselor keeps telling me not to get so excited about the steady drop in weight because usually people typically loose approximately 1-2 lbs per week, but HOWDY HO - this month, I AM THE ONE sporting the ‘Results Not Typical’ label. WOO Ha!

I can’t wait until my liposuction birthday present with Dr. Marks to finally fix the c-section baby blubber that I have been fighting for 16 years. I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, and boy oh boy, it has been a long winded one.

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LipoZap - Melt the Fat Away

Oct 3 2007

My last LipoZap scheduled treatment with Dr Marks pissed me off. I got measured and I had gained an inch all over. ugh. granted, we had gone on a girl’s weekend to temecula for wine tasting, pechanga for gambling & drinks and then to the glen ivy hot springs so I’m sure I splurged a bit on the diet plan then, but dude 1 inch? And so I got mad and said I didn’t want to do it anymore because the pain wasn’t worth eventually gaining back the weight. So I booked an appointment for botox instead. 3 weeks later, I am shopping for fall clothes, and hotdamn I lost a whole pant size!!! I haven’t been a size 16 since college and el nino! So when I go back to my appointment with Dr. Marks I’m going to grovel and praise the lipozap for it’s painful effectiveness. It does work…but on me, it takes a few weeks to drain the stuff out. I am going to book an appointment to get my underneck gobble done next with the fat-shot. Keep ya’ll posted!

Check out Dr Mark’s before and after gallery on his super nice website and be sure to tell him that sylvia from Spa-View sent you!!

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Mesotherapy, Tumescent Liposuction

Aug 20 2007

Dr Mark’s has a new video on Tumescent liposuction that he performs on an outpatient basis. I have to warn you though, it’s kind of yucko.

It still didn’t prevent me from booking an appointment though. After session 5, and another 1 inch lost through mesotherapy, I have decided that I just want to go in one final time and zap everything to high hell. I’m booked for early October. Rock on!

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