Janna K
600 S Victoria Ave, Oxnard, CA
(805) 984-0100
Ironically, Janna K is located in a strip mall, and get this - the hair salon and the ‘day spa’ building are not conjoined. Meaning that if you walk in one door to the front desk and check in, you are directed to either a super crowded tiny hair booth, or for thier body treatments, you actually have to walk out the door, go two doors over and wait for your technician to meet you in the lobby which is completely empty with a fountain and a garden bench for you to sit and wait. Unfortunately, I got there before my therapist so I kind of waited uncomfortably not really knowing what to do, but just sit….and wait.
She finally arrived and asked what I was getting done, which was a thermo-body wrap (which says you can lose inches) and a 30 minute swedish massage. I go into the treatment room, undress, and get measured with a seamstress tape around my stomach, hips, thighs and calves. Then she slathers my thighs and belly with some cream stuff and then wraps me up in costco saran wrap like a mummy. I swear. O.M.G.
The Thermo Body Wrap:
She then has me lay down and ‘relax" (ummmm, ok?) and leaves the room for almost 30 minutes while I sweat like a pig. When she finally comes back, she unwraps me, wipes down the cream and measures me again. 1/8 of an inch here, 1/10 of an inch there, yada yada for a total inch loss of 7 inches. I feel like I lost the most inches in my wallet.
The 30 Minute Swedish Massage:
All is going well, and I am finally thinking I can really relax when in comes this super ridiculously loud woman who is getting a massage in the room next to mine, and being that the rooms are really cubicals rather than rooms, I am forced to listen to her complain about alimony, irregular periods, and her asshole son in law.
My ultimate recommendation? Don’t Do Janna K!